Why I Tried That Virgo Love Advice Thing
Alright so last Tuesday night, kinda feeling lonely and bored, scrolling random stuff. Stumbled on this headline: “Prakash Astrologer Virgo Weekly Love Advice – Find Romance Predictions Fast!” Like, okay fine, why not? Felt like a dumb way to pass time but whatever, mood was low. Grabbed my old laptop, chrome already eating like 97% memory as usual.
First thing, obviously needed to find this Prakash dude. Opened a fresh tab – bam, already slow. Typed in the exact headline cause honestly couldn’t remember his name spelling. First page full of those sponsored astrology sites, you know the ones screaming “FREE READING!!” Nah, didn’t click those. Scrolled down maybe halfway, saw a forum post mentioning him. Dorky me just copied the name and pasted it back into search.
Finally landed on some astrology blog looking kinda legit? Had dark blue background, star symbols everywhere. Had to hunt for the weekly sections. Found it. They wanted like, my birth details – time, place, date. Ugh. Dug out my birth certificate pic from phone cloud (took ages to load), squinted at the tiny time stamp. 10:35 AM? Maybe? Close enough, typed it in.
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What it actually told me:
- Something about “communication openings mid-week.” Vague much?
- Said past issues might resurface? Like, duh.
- Told Virgos to “be open but cautious.” Helpful, really.
- Mentioned Friday could have “surprising encounters.” Okay, guess I’ll wear my less-stained shirt then.
Honestly? Felt kinda ripped off after clicking through ten pages. Whole “Fast!” thing was a joke. Took me longer to find the darn prediction than my coffee break. Spent another 20 minutes just looking at weird zodiac memes instead. Maybe met a cute barista today? Dunno if that counts as Friday’s “surprise.” Maybe Prakash knew something. Maybe just coincidence. Either way, gonna forget this by Monday. Whole experience? Meh. Two outta ten stars, wouldn’t recommend unless you really wanna kill time and feel slightly dumber. Whatever, moving on.
