How I Actually Used That Virgo Horoscope Today
Woke up this morning feeling kinda bleh, you know? Just that low-energy Monday vibe hanging over me. Grabbed my phone like usual, scrolled past the news junk, and there it was – the Russell Grant Virgo thing. Figured, eh, why not? Clicked it open while my coffee brewed.
First thing that popped out: it kept banging on about “careful communication” and “double-checking details.” My brain went straight to that spreadsheet I’d been putting off. Ugh. The horoscope claimed Mercury was doing something frisky in my “work sector.” Whatever that means. Thought it was probably just word salad, but the coffee hadn’t kicked in yet, so I grumbled, “Fine, I’ll look at the stupid spreadsheet.”
Sat down with my laptop, opened the file, and started actually looking instead of skimming. And holy guacamole. Found not one, but THREE big mistakes near the bottom. Wrong numbers entered, formulas linking to dead cells… a proper mess. Spent the next hour sweating it out, fixing everything. Russell Grant basically just told me to proofread, but still.
Later, that “communication” part came back to bite me. Had a quick call with a supplier. Almost blurted out “Yeah, send double the order!” because I was multitasking. Paused. Remembered the horoscope mumbo-jumbo. Actually stopped and thought, “Hang on, do I really need double?” Checked my notes. Nope. Saved myself a headache and some cash. Weird coincidence? Or did I just pay attention because some guy wrote planets were arguing? Can’t tell.
The weirdest part: it said something about “unexpected help” in the afternoon. Wrote that off as total nonsense. Then? My neighbour knocks on the door holding my missing Amazon package. Mail guy left it at his place by mistake. Didn’t see that coming.
Finished the day feeling… huh. Did the horoscope magic actually work? Nah. Probably just made me less lazy and more switched-on. Or maybe I just needed reminding to slow down and think. Either way, actually paying attention to that stuff today changed how things went. Might glance at it tomorrow too. Just, you know, for laughs.
