Alright folks, buckle up. Decided to dive deep into this whole Capricorn and Virgo thing for 2023. Figured, why not? Astrology’s everywhere, right? Wanted to see if this earth sign pairing really had legs.
The Grand Plan
So here’s what I did, step by messy step:
Phase 1: Gathering the Intel
- First, I grabbed my laptop. Opened like fifteen tabs. Astrology websites, forums, some dude’s blog from 2015 – you name it. Drowned in predictions.
- Scribbled notes on an old envelope. Real professional. Words like “practical,” “duty,” “analytical,” “overthinking” kept popping up for both signs.
- Searched specifically for “2023 trends” for them. Found talk about Jupiter moving and something about Saturn. Honestly? A lot of it sounded like word salad after a while.
Phase 2: Hunting Down Real People
Next, I figured theory ain’t enough. Needed some flesh and blood Capricorns and Virgos.
- Posted in a few Facebook groups I’m in. Simple ask: “Cap or Virgo in a relationship with the other? How’s 2023 shaking out?”
- DMed a couple of friends I knew were in that pairing. Basically bugged them about their private lives. For science!
- Scrolled through Reddit threads until my eyes bled. So. Many. Opinions.
Phase 3: Trying to Make Sense of the Mess
Sat down with all my scribbles and screenshots. Felt like deciphering ancient code.
- Tried sorting the stories. Found a few happy campers: “We bought a house!” (Cap), “He finally proposed!” (Virgo). Stability and building things together seemed to click.
- But wow, also found some serious grumbling. “Stuck in a routine like concrete” (Virgo), “Feels more like a business partnership” (Cap). That famous earth sign practicality turning into boredom?
- The 2023 “influences”? Hard to pin down. One couple blamed planetary stuff for a rough patch. Another said it was just job stress, nothing celestial.
The Cold, Hard Reality Check
After days of this, my brain felt scrambled. Here’s the raw truth:
- Matches? Yeah, mostly. The hype about them understanding each other’s work ethic and need for order? Seems legit. Saw a lot of that.
- But damn, boring is a risk. That mutual focus on duty and details? Can turn life into a spreadsheet real quick. Several stories were basically, “We love each other, but where’s the spark?”
- The 2023 factor? Total shrug. The “key facts” for 2023 from the stars didn’t line up with real-world stories in any obvious way. People lived their lives – good, bad, messy – regardless of Jupiter’s address.
The Final Straw? My dog ate my envelope of notes. Seriously. Right off the coffee table. Maybe it was a sign. Or maybe he just likes paper.
So yeah. Spent ages digging. Got some interesting stories. Learned Cap and Virgo often get each other… but sometimes they just bore each other to tears. As for 2023 being some special year for them? Nah. Didn’t see it. People muddled through like any other year. Ended up feeling like I chased my tail. Real life ain’t star signs. Maybe grab coffee and just talk to your Virgo or Cap instead of worrying about Saturn.
