So back in July 2015, I saw this horoscope thing for Virgos about work. Honestly, I don’t usually put much stock in stars telling me what to do, but hey, it was a slow Tuesday, and the headline kinda grabbed me – something about career flow and organization, classic Virgo bait right? Figured it couldn’t hurt to actually try following the advice for a week, see if anything felt different. You know, for the blog.
Jumping Into the Horoscope Advice
First thing I did was find that specific horoscope online. It basically fed me that ‘get motivated’ junk Virgos supposedly need. Said July was prime time for fixing messy work routines and getting super organized. Yeah, sounds nice, but my desk usually looks like a paper bomb went off. Also pushed this idea about communicating clearly with bosses and colleagues. Alright, challenge accepted.
My Plan (Or How I Tried Not to Screw Up)
Knowing myself, I needed concrete stuff, not just fluffy words. So here’s what I decided to tackle, step-by-step:

- Tackle the Physical Mess: Spent a whole painful Saturday morning sorting papers, chucking old coffee cups, actually labeling folders. Felt like an episode of Hoarders.
- Digital Disaster Zone: My email inbox was pure chaos. Thousands of unread messages. I set aside an hour each afternoon just mercilessly deleting and filing. Brutal.
- Forcing Myself to Talk: My natural state is ‘head down, get stuff done’. The horoscope nagged about speaking up. So I literally put reminders in my calendar: “Ask James about project X,” “Tell the team lead about Y idea.” Felt awkward as heck.
- Morning Routine Torture: It suggested starting the day focused. Tried getting up earlier to plan my top 3 tasks before checking email. Lasted three days before hitting snooze.
What Actually Happened (Spoiler: It Was Weird)
Okay, doing all this dumb stuff actually had some ripple effects, good and bad.
- The Clean Desk Fallacy: That spotless desk lasted maybe two days. BUT, finding stuff instantly? Genuinely amazing. Less time wasted rummaging = actual productivity boost. Shocker.
- Email Sanity: Keeping up with the filing hour was tough, but cutting down the inbox from thousands to under a hundred? Massive weight off. Less anxiety staring at the screen.
- Talk is Cheap (But Effective): Forcing myself to ask questions or share thoughts felt unnatural. BUT. Boss actually noticed (“You seem more engaged!”). Got quicker answers on stuff holding me back. Still think some meetings are pointless, though.
- The Routine That Wasn’t: The morning planning thing? Total disaster. I’m not a sunrise pep-talk person. Ended up just jotting my top 3 things while eating breakfast. Good enough. Forced optimism ain’t me.
So… Did the Stars Know?
After a week of playing lab rat to my own horoscope? Mixed bag. The organizing parts? Legit helpful. Like, “why didn’t I do this sooner?” helpful, especially the digital cleanup. The forced communication? Painful, but surprisingly useful in getting unstuck. The rigid morning vibe stuff? Nah, felt like a robot. The big takeaway wasn’t magic star dust – it was realizing how much daily friction came from my own lousy habits, especially the clutter and email avalanche. Fixing those genuinely made work less of a grind. Guess even a dumb horoscope can sometimes point out the obvious stuff you’re ignoring. Wouldn’t bet my career on it, but hey, July 2015 was definitely less chaotic thanks to giving the dumb advice a real shot.
