So this morning I rolled outta bed feeling kinda blah, you know? Figured checking my horoscope might spark some motivation. Saw this Astroved thing popping up when I searched “Virgo daily free”. Free sounded good to me, right?
Typed “Virgo daily horoscope Astroved free” right into my search bar. Clicked the top link hoping for quick predictions. BAM – hit a wall. Whole page screaming “LOGIN OR SIGN UP FIRST!” at me. Free my butt.
Here’s how it went down:
- Tried scrolling past the signup junk – no luck.
- Saw tiny “free daily horoscope” text buried under bright “PREMIUM” buttons like five times.
- Clicked one promising “Virgo predictions”. Got tossed into some personality quiz about my favorite planet or whatever. Seriously?
- Ads started flashing like crazy every time I tried backing out. Felt like playing whack-a-mole just closing popups.
Spent maybe 10 minutes digging around that maze. Finally spotted predictions hidden behind “Comprehensive Astrology” tab – still needed an account though. Total letdown. Zero Virgo insights gained.
Gave up entirely. Went back to plain old search results where I could actually read horoscope blurbs without jumping through hoops. That “free” tag is basically bait to trap you into signing up. Save your time. Search elsewhere.
That’s it. Quick morning search turned into a whole pointless scavenger hunt. Wouldn’t recommend.
