So I got hooked on Indastro’s Virgo daily predictions like a month back. Honestly? Most days it felt totally off base. Like Tuesday they said my career would “take a dramatic turn” when all that happened was Dave from accounting microwaved fish again. Disgusting? Yes. Career-altering? Hardly.
My Ridiculously Simple Tracking Method
Grabbed an old notebook and made three columns:
- Indastro’s Prediction: Copied word-for-word each morning
- What Actually Happened: Jotted down reality before bed
- Match? (Yes/No): Brutally honest checkmarks
First week was pathetic. Only 2 out of 7 predictions vaguely resembled truth. That “financial windfall” prediction? Found a quarter in the laundromat. Felt like paying for lottery tickets with Monopoly money.
The “Groundhog Day” Adjustment
Noticed something weird around week two. When predictions mentioned “past issues resurfacing” or “unfinished business”, boom – always accurate. Like when my dentist called about that unpaid filling from 2021. Predictions about new stuff? Total garbage.
Changed my approach: Started treating every prediction like it’s about old patterns or unresolved crap. Suddenly it made scary sense. That “romantic opportunity” prediction? Nope – just my ex texting at 2am asking for his blender back. Classic Virgo unfinished business.
Now I Actually Use This Thing
My upgraded accuracy system:
- Step 1: Read prediction
- Step 2: Mentally replace all future tense verbs with past tense
- Step 3: Ask “What unresolved mess does this echo?”
Suddenly Indastro’s “beware of new enemies” became “hey remember Karen’s passive-aggressive emails?” Spoiler: Karen attacked the break room schedule later that day. Prediction saved me from eating her labeled yogurt.
Final verdict? Their algorithm clearly runs on Virgo guilt and nostalgia. Treat it like a psychic spam folder for your baggage – 80% trash, but 20% golden reminders to fix old crap. Do I feel spiritually enlightened? Nah. But my blender’s back.
