Alright folks, let me walk you through what I actually did based on those November Virgo predictions everyone was buzzing about online. Buckle up.
Starting Point: Just Grabbing Predictions
First, I figured I needed the predictions themselves, right? Looked up Virgo stuff online. Saw the usual: “focus on health,” “relationships need work,” “career surprises coming.” Felt kinda broad, but okay. Figured November’s Mercury retrograde was gonna mess things up somehow, it always does. That was my starting line.
The Plan (Such As It Was)
Decided to keep it simple. Chose three main things the horoscope kept harping on:
- Health Focus: Told me to prepare my body for winter stress. Vague. Figured I’d try meal prepping veggies.
- Relationship Check-ins: Said communication is key, Mercury retro blah blah. Planned to actually call that cousin I keep avoiding.
- Career Flexibility: Warned about unexpected shifts. Thought “sure, whatever” and just told myself not to lose it if work went sideways.
That was my grand strategy.
Attempting the “Health Focus”
Day one: Big grocery trip. Bought broccoli, kale, all the green stuff they say Virgos need. Spent Sunday afternoon chopping. Reality hit Wednesday. Came home exhausted, stared at the soggy container of chopped veggies I swore I’d cook… ordered pizza instead. Mercury retro messing with my motivation maybe? Or just being tired. Meal prep lasted like three days.
The Dreaded Relationship “Check-in”
Oh boy. Mercury retro started. Put off calling the cousin for days. Finally picked up the phone last Tuesday. Awkward silence, forced chat. She was weird. Maybe I was weird. Horoscope said “resolve past issues.” Yeah, didn’t happen. It just reminded me why I avoid the call. Ended up saying “gotta go” when her cat yowled. Call it done? Probably not what the stars intended.
Career “Surprise” Landed
Mid-month, right on cue. Boss suddenly announces restructuring. Not firing people, just shuffling teams. My project got handed to Linda. Horoscope said “stay flexible”? Felt more like getting dumped. Tried not flipping out. Kept quiet in the meeting. Later, realized Linda actually wanted input. We talked. It’s… okay now? Kinda worked? Maybe the horoscope wasn’t totally wrong on this one. Still annoying.
End Result: My Virgo November Unpacked
So, looking back:
- Health Prep: Partial effort, failed execution. But hey, I ate some veggies.
- Relationships: Made the call. It was awkward. Did it fix anything? Doubt it. Box checked.
- Career Flex: Got sucker-punched, didn’t yell, salvaged something. Minor win.
The Real Prep Needed? Mostly coffee and patience. The predictions gave me a nudge, maybe. Helped me notice stuff. But honestly? My life’s still the same messy mix. The stars gave a heads-up, but I still tripped over my own feet. That’s Virgo life, I guess.
