Alright, so this week I saw Jessica Adams’ Virgo horoscope popping up everywhere. Honestly? I usually just skim these things, maybe get a little chuckle, but for some reason, this week I figured, what the heck, let’s actually try doing what Jessica suggests. See if this stars thing has any legs, you know? Mostly curious.
Gonna Give This a Proper Crack
First off, grabbed my usual morning coffee – strong, black, no nonsense. Pulled up Jessica’s full Virgo forecast for the week. It was split into the usual Love, Career, Money stuff. Looked kinda… optimistic. Normally, my Virgo cynicism kicks in hard. Not this time. I decided right then: this entire week, every day, I’m gonna consciously try at least one thing she mentions for each area. Made a little mental checklist:
- Love Tip: Something about being open to unexpected conversations, putting myself out there without overthinking (big ask for a Virgo). “Say yes more than no.” Okay, Jess.
- Career Tip: Focused on tidying up loose ends at work? Classic Virgo, yeah. But also, “don’t shy away from presenting your ideas.” Presentation? Ugh. Fine.
- Money Tip: “Review your spending, cut out one unnecessary expense.” Plus, something vague about “financial opportunities knocking.” Alright, budget time.
Monday Messy Start
Love part first. Grocery store after work. Normally head down, mission-focused: get milk, eggs, GTFO. Jess said “open to unexpected conversations.” Saw the cashier struggling with a scanner. My instinct? Sigh internally. Remembered the plan. Instead of just waiting impatiently, I actually asked her if it was giving her grief. Tiny smile, tiny chat about tech always failing. Felt weirdly nice? Not deep, but… unexpected.
Career – had this half-baked idea for streamlining a report. Usually I’d polish it forever or just ditch it. Remembered “present your ideas.” Slapped it into a draft email before I could overthink, sent it to my manager with a “thoughts?” TERRIFYING. Hit send, instantly regretted it. Virgo panic mode activated.
Money – Actually looked at my bank app. Like, properly. Noticed I was subscribed to two music services. Why?! Instant cancel on the one I barely used. Small win.
Midweek… Is This Working?
Tuesday/Wednesday – stuck with it, felt clunky. Said “yes” to a lunch invite from a colleague I usually find draining (open conversations, right?). Actually had a decent laugh. Weird. At work, manager replied about my dumb idea: “Interesting! Let’s discuss Thursday.” Oh god. Panic intensified, but also a tiny thrill. Felt ridiculous.
Money thing stuck. Avoided buying coffee out once. Felt smug. Still waiting for that “knocking opportunity.” All quiet.
Thursday’s… Twist?
Career Day. Meeting about my half-baked idea. Brain scrambled trying to explain it coherently. Somehow, manager latched onto one part, said it could save a couple hours a month. Got tasked with fleshing it out next week. Genuine shock. That email almost didn’t get sent. Jess might be onto something?
Love bit – walking home, saw a neighbour struggling with bins. Normally? Would rush past. Said “Need a hand?” Simple thing. Had a brief chat about the weather while wrestling the recycling. Less painful than expected.
Friday Realisations & Weekend Vibes
Looking back. Did the stars align magically? Nah. Did acting kinda like Jess suggested shake things up? Absolutely. Had conversations I wouldn’t have. Pushed a work idea instead of hiding it. Saved maybe $20 total? More importantly, felt more… engaged? Less autopilot.
The “money opportunity knocking” finally came – not a lottery win, but an email about some freelance gig I might actually be suited for. Wild. I’ll look into it next week. Skepticism still high, but maybe, just maybe, giving these cosmic tips a proper try nudged things. Or maybe I just got lucky this week. Either way, it wasn’t boring.
Probably won’t follow horoscopes religiously now, but I might peek at next week’s… purely for research purposes.