So last night I was scrolling through some old star stuff – you know how it goes when you can’t sleep – and I stumbled upon this Virgo love predictions thing for 2021. Figured what the hell, let’s see if this actually connects to real life. Grabbed my journal where I scribble all my personal mess.
Where I Started
First thing Monday morning, made myself a giant mug of coffee – like three shots kinda giant. Spilled some on my notebook pages. Classic. Flipped through last year’s entries hunting for anything Virgo-related. Found a buncha notes from March 2021 where I wrote “Feel like Saturn’s sitting on my chest” during that awful Mercury retrograde phase. Remembered my dating life was pure garbage then.
- Step 1: Dug up texts from that period – yup, four different ghostings in two weeks. Brutal.
- Step 2: Cross-checked those dates with planet movements scribbled in my planner. Mars was doing something wild in Virgo’s house back then.
- Step 3: Took screenshots of my grumpy Twitter rants about bad dates. Piled everything on the kitchen table like a detective board.
Connecting the Cosmic Dots
Started noticing patterns. Every time Jupiter shifted position, I’d meet someone new within like 48 hours. Weird! Checked last September – boom, matched with Sarah on Hinge right after Jupiter moved. Wrote in my journal “This one feels different vibes” with doodled hearts. Still together now, shockingly.
The predictions talked about “Venus bringing communication upgrades” around October. Realized that’s exactly when Sarah and I had that big talk about moving in. My notebook from that week literally says “Finally used grown-up words about feelings?? Who am I??”
What Actually Happened
Took all my scribbles and made this messy timeline:
- Mars chaos = Dating hellscape
- Jupiter moving = New people popping up
- Venus doing her thing = Relationship level-ups
Showed this absolute mess of coffee stains and half-written notes to Sarah. She just laughed and said “Babe, you realize normal people just call this coincidence right?” But damn if those planetary positions didn’t match up with every major dating moment last year.
Posted my chaotic evidence pile on my blog. People either thought it was genius or called me nuts. One comment said “Or maybe you just had better luck after spring lockdowns ended?” Honestly? Could be that too. But I’m keeping the star charts anyway.
Still not sure if planets control my love life or if I’m just seeing patterns in coffee stains. Either way, 2021 was wild for us Virgos – can’t argue with pages of my own handwriting screaming about it.
