Okay, so Virgo season just hit different this year, right? Been tracking my own love rollercoaster lately, figured I’d actually sit down and draft this week’s Virgo love horoscope myself instead of just skimming those generic ones. Grabbed my notebook, messy as always – coffee stains included.
Step 1: Reality Check
First thing Monday morning, I pulled up last week’s notes. Had scribbled “Mercury retro who??” after that chaotic miscommunication fight with my partner. Yeah, classic Virgo overthinking. I reviewed texts from the past 7 days – three “we need to talk” moments buried under grocery lists. Felt important.
Step 2: Planet Stalking
Hopped onto my fave free astrology app (not naming names, obv). Noticed Venus playing footsie with Mars midweek – uh oh, passion spikes incoming. Then saw Saturn hovering near my 7th house like a stern chaperone at prom. Thought about my friend canceling our wine date “to reevaluate boundaries” – made sense now.
Step 3: Drafting Chaos
Jotted down raw advice:
DO:
- Write actual apology texts (not that “k, sorry” crap)
- Plan one 10-minute intentional convo daily
- Bring snacks when visiting your stressed-out Libra bae
DON’T:
- Fix their Spotify queue “for their own good”
- Count how many times they said “uh huh” during your trauma dump
- Stalk ex’s dog’s Instagram (we know you do it)
Step 4: Test Driving the Advice
Used my own tips Thursday when my partner forgot our anniversary dinner res – again. Did NOT passive-aggressively reorganize their sock drawer this time! Instead: deep breath, said “Hey this hurt” calmly, then suggested cheap tacos instead. Shockingly worked.
Final Polish
Added this note after Friday’s weird flirty DM from an ex-colleague: “Just cause Mercury’s backing up doesn’t mean YOU should.” Proofread it Saturday while ignoring my own advice about not over-editing. Published Sunday with zero fancy graphics – just real talk for messy Virgos like me.
