Alright so last Thursday I got this wild idea to test Virgo love tarot predictions. Honestly? I thought it’d be funny to see if tarot cards actually mean anything for zodiac signs. Grabbed my dusty Rider-Waite deck from the bookshelf – hadn’t touched it since last Valentine’s Day drama.
Setting Up the Mess
First thing? Cleared my dining table – shoved leftover pizza boxes aside. Lit this cheap vanilla candle I bought at the dollar store. Turned off Netflix because Squid Game was distracting me. Didn’t even meditate, just took three deep breaths and shuffled those cards like I was dealing poker in Vegas. Cards flew everywhere. Total chaos already.
Pulling Cards Like a Beginner
Decided to do a three-card draw for Virgos specifically. Why three? Because every YouTube tutorial said so. Focused hard on “love vibes for Virgos this week” while shuffling. First card practically jumped out – Two of Cups reversed. Immediately laughed. “Broken communication? Typical Virgo overthinking,” I mumbled. Second card slid out upside down: Eight of Pentacles. More confusion. Is Virgo working too much? Third card was The Lovers upright. Now I’m staring like ???
- Step 1: Wrote down card names in my ratty notebook.
- Step 2: Checked three tarot websites. Meanings conflicted big time.
- Step 3: Gave up and mashed interpretations together.
Making Sense of the Chaos
Okay so here’s my crackpot theory: The Two of Cups reversed screams miscommunication. Virgos might be assuming stuff instead of talking. Eight of Pentacles? Obsessing over tiny flaws in partners. But The Lovers is a giant neon sign screaming “TAKE A RISK”. Conclusion? Virgos gotta chill on perfectionism. Say the awkward thing. Ask that person out. Stop hiding behind sarcasm.
Why This Might Be Nonsense
Look, I ain’t psychic. Halfway through, my cat Loki jumped on the table trying to eat the Eight of Pentacles card. Melted candle wax dripped on The Lovers. Total joke. But weirdly? My Virgo friend texted me later complaining about “mixed signals” from her crush. Spooky coincidence maybe? Or confirmation bias? Probably both. Either way, way more entertaining than scrolling TikTok.
