My Morning Ritual Setup
First thing this morning, I rolled out of bed feeling kinda tired but curious. Saw that Virgo money horoscope headline floating around online. Honestly? Don’t really buy astrology much, but figured hey, what’s the harm in trying? Maybe it’ll spark something useful.
Brewed my coffee – strong, black, no sugar – and sat down at my cluttered desk. Grabbed my dusty old journal from the drawer. Dust flew everywhere! Coughing fit right there. Opened it to a blank page and scribbled the date at the top. Realized I hadn’t written anything in this thing since last March. Whoops.
The “Wealth Attraction” Steps I Followed
The horoscope mentioned a few specific things Virgos should do today. Here’s exactly what I did, step by step:
- Cleared my physical space: Looked at the chaos on my desk. Mountain of old receipts, tangled charger cables, half-eaten snack wrappers. Spent 15 minutes just shoving the junk into drawers. Felt less messy, even if it was just hiding the mess.
- Placed a symbolic “money magnet”: Horoscope said put a green object near my work area. Only green thing handy was an expired kale smoothie pouch. Propped it against my monitor like some weird modern art sculpture. Looked ridiculous.
- Recited an affirmation out loud: Had to whisper this one cause my partner was still sleeping in the next room. “Uh… money flows easily… to me?” Felt super awkward. Almost burst out laughing.
- Wrote down three financial goals: Okay, this part actually seemed sensible. Wrote: 1. Fix that leaky faucet myself. 2. Call about the suspicious bank fee. 3. Actually check my credit card statement this month.
What Actually Happened Today?
So, did cash start raining from the ceiling? Nah. But here’s the weird thing.
Around lunchtime, while I was searching online for faucet repair tutorials (goal #1!), I stumbled on a forum post. Someone mentioned a rebate program for energy-efficient appliances I totally forgot I’d bought last year. Filled out the online form on a whim.
Then, waiting on hold with the bank about that fee (goal #2!), I noticed an unused store credit on my account I completely forgot about! Like finding $20 bucks in an old jacket. Paid for groceries.
Fixed the faucet myself too! Watched some guy on YouTube do it with basic tools. Saved the plumber call-out fee. Felt pretty proud!
Dinner time comes, partner sees the green smoothie pouch monument. “Uh… new decoration?” I just mumbled something about Virgo energy.
My Takeaway? Meh, Maybe?
Honestly? Feels totally random. The horoscope said “attract unexpected money.” The rebate and forgotten credit were unexpected, sure. But was it cosmic? Or just me finally doing basic stuff I kept putting off?
Clearing the desk junk made me less stressed. Writing down goals made me act on them. That’s probably what made the difference, not Jupiter or whatever aligning.
Kinda funny though. Probably won’t build a shrine to kale pouches, but maybe keeping the desk tidy and tracking small money goals ain’t a bad practice, horoscope or not. Ended the day feeling kinda productive. And hey, a few extra bucks back in my pocket never hurts.
