Getting Started with My Virgo Love Forecast Dive
Back in 2019, I cracked open my laptop around midnight because Mercury retrograde wrecked my sleep schedule again. Typed “Virgo love horoscope January 2019” into the search bar like my life depended on it. Remembered some astrology forum chatter about Jupiter boosting relationships this month, so I bookmarked three sites that looked legit. Made black coffee – no sugar, just like my Virgo soul prefers – and got ready to dissect this mess.
Sorting Through the Cosmic Noise
First site screamed “PASSIONATE REUNION WITH EX!” and I laughed so hard I spilled coffee on my tax documents. Like hell I’m texting Derek after he ghosted me during 2017’s eclipse season. Scrolled down to site two that had this wild chart with squiggly lines. Zoomed in trying to read Venus positions until my eyes crossed. Finally found one written in plain English saying:
- Venus in Scorpio mid-month = major secret crushes popping up
- Mercury direct after 5th = stop overthinking texts
- Full moon eclipse Jan 20 = make big relationship decisions
Printed that page so hard my printer groaned. Circled the “secret crush” part with red marker like seven times.
Actually Testing This Stuff Out
Armed with my horoscope cheat sheet, I tried three experiments all month:
Text experiment: The “stop overthinking texts” part – ugh. Every time I drafted some essay-length reply to Mark (that barista with the nose ring), I’d delete it and just sent “k” instead. Felt like swallowing barbed wire but hey, rules are rules.
Crushes: Started side-eyeing my hiking buddy Tom around the 15th. Did his sweat smell vaguely like cedarwood suddenly? Was that Venus or just bad deodorant? Accidentally texted him “hey trouble” instead of “trail mix?” – mortifying.
Full moon decision: Jan 20th rolled around and my college ex slid into DMs. Said yes to coffee like my horoscope demanded. Dude showed up with his fiancée. Horoscope didn’t mention THAT part.
How This Shook Out
Final tally looked like:
- The “secret crush” bit semi-worked – Tom asked me out February 3rd
- Text experiment backfired – Mark thought I hated him
- Full moon decision = disaster flavor of the month
Left my “scientific” notes crumpled under empty wine bottles. But weirdly? That fling with Tom lasted nine months – exactly how long Jupiter was in our sign. Either cosmic forces are real or confirmation bias hits hard after cabernet.
