How I Used the Virgo Monthly Horoscope on *
Started my morning scrolling through tarot sites as usual. Saw * had fresh monthly Virgo forecasts up. Grabbed my coffee and opened the page – tons of zodiac links cluttering the screen as always.
Scrolled straight to Virgo section after squinting past Gemini nonsense. First thing popping out: career predictions screaming “workplace tension ahead!” Ugh. Felt that in my bones already since Mark from accounting started passive-aggressive emails last week.
Here’s what I actually did step-by-step:
- Snapped screenshot of key phrases like “financial surprises” and “trusted allies will appear”
- Jotted down the love advice part: “Speak truth to avoid resentment.” Made me remember last Tuesday’s fight with my partner about dishes.
- Noticed health warnings about gut issues. Tossed my third espresso down the sink immediately.
Pulled my bullet journal off the shelf. Created new section called “September Battle Plan” with two columns:
- Left side: Copied exact horoscope phrases in messy handwriting
- Right side: My real-life actions – like “call mom on Tuesday” for that “ally” tip and “schedule checkup” for gut health
The money prediction bit got me sweating. Said unexpected expenses were coming. Checked my car tires on lunch break – sure enough, front right one looked dangerously bald. Drove straight to mechanic instead of waiting like I usually do.
Ended up spending $200 I wasn’t planning to spend this month. Horoscope warned me, mechanic confirmed it. Felt kinda spooky actually.
Biggest lesson? The relationship advice saved my butt yesterday. Was about to snap at my sister over text about dog-sitting drama. Remembered the “speak truth calmly” note. Met her for ice cream instead. Zero yelling, problem solved.
Still think horoscopes are 50% luck? Yeah. But flipping $200 for new tires beats $2000 hospital bill from blowout on highway. * stays bookmarked.
