So this week, I got curious about Virgo horoscopes since my bestie’s a Virgo and she’s been stressing about work deadlines. Figured I’d check what the stars say for her. Went straight to AstroTwins coz they usually keep it real. Pulled up their weekly forecast on my phone while waiting for coffee to brew.
The Prep Work
First thing I did? Made sure I understood Virgo’s current vibe. AstroTwins mentioned Mercury’s retrograde ending soon, which matters coz Virgos live by details. Jotted down key dates in my planner using that cheap blue pen I nicked from the bank. Noticed they warned about communication mess-ups midweek – circled that part twice so I wouldn’t forget to warn Jen.
Breaking Down Each Day
Split the forecast into chunks like a grocery list:
- Monday-Tuesday: All about money talks. Twins said to double-check invoices. Remembered Jen freelances, so shot her a voice note: “Yo, send those PayPal receipts TODAY!”
- Wednesday: Relationship drama warning. Actually laughed out loud – Jen’s been fighting with her roommate over dishes. Sent her a GIF of a exploding volcano.
- Thursday-Sunday: Self-care push. The forecast mentioned “nesting energy.” Told Jen to skip brunch and finally fix her leaky showerhead instead.
Testing The Advice
Made Jen report back daily like a lab rat. Wednesday? Roommate left moldy tupperware in the sink again. Jen followed the advice: “Remained calm per Twins’ instructions. Just hid her favorite mug instead.” Worked like a charm.
Biggest surprise? That Thursday plumbing tip. Jen actually YouTube-d how to replace washers. Saved $120 on the plumber! She texted me “Since when do you believe in horoscopes?” Truth? Still don’t. But if scrubbing your shower drain makes Mercury happy? Why not.
