So this Sunday morning I’m scrolling through my usual astrology apps and feeling kinda meh about the generic horoscopes when I get this idea – why not make my own Virgo forecast? Grabbed my dusty ephemeris book from the shelf and spilled coffee on page 23 (classic Virgo move, am I right?).
The Research Phase
First I checked where Mercury’s parked since that’s our ruling planet – saw it’s chilling in Gemini making us overthink social plans. Wrote down key dates in my bullet journal with four different colored pens because organization calms my nerves. Noticed Venus doing this funky dance with Jupiter midweek that screamed “good for awkward conversations.”
Testing Predictions
Tuesday afternoon I tried the love tip about being direct about feelings. Told my barista his latte art looked droopy – he comped my next drink! Felt like the stars had my back. Then Thursday I avoided that shady coworker meeting like the stars warned – turns out Karen called in sick with food poisoning. Dodged a bullet there!
Best Dates Breakdown
Here’s where the magic happened for us Virgos:
- Money Mojo: Wednesday morning when Moon’s in Taurus – transferred some funds and found twenty bucks in old jeans
- Love Vibes: Thursday sunset hours are pure magic for single Virgos – actually wore something besides beige!
- Health Boost: Sunday bath with epsom salts while Jupiter aligns – cured my tension headaches for real
Ended up tweaking Friday’s advice three times because Saturn’s position kept conflicting with my gut feeling. Finally said screw it and added “trust your perfectionist instincts but maybe chill 10%” in the notes. The app kept glitching when I saved – Mercury retrograde vibes already messing with tech!
Whole process took like five hours and my cat tripped over my astrology charts twice. But seeing followers comment “this actually helped my messy week?” made it worth the chaos. Next time maybe I’ll use less sticky notes though – found three stuck to my laptop yesterday. What can I say? Virgos gotta Virgo.
