Okay so this week I decided to try making my own Virgo horoscope following that Cafe Astrology style everyone digs. Started Wednesday morning with my cold brew and laptop open, figuring I’d make sense of Mercury retrograde mess for my fellow Virgos.
Digging Into The Planet Stuff
First I pulled up three different astrology apps side-by-side. Took notes like mad scribbling down where Mars was sitting and how Venus might screw with relationships this week. Got real specific about how Mercury’s backward dance might actually help us Virgos rethink stuff instead of just causing chaos.
Checked my dusty ephemeris book too – almost spilled coffee on those fragile pages when I saw Jupiter’s position. Key thing was noting the exact hour moon shifts into Pisces on Saturday. That’s when emotional stuff gets real for earth signs like us.
Putting Advice Together
Brainstormed practical tips section next:
- Job headaches? Told Virgos to triple-check emails before sending while Mercury’s messy
- Feeling drained? Suggested blocking one hour just for solo tea time
- Random chaos? Wrote about reorganizing sock drawers to feel control
Struggled hard making money advice not sound like fortune cookie crap. Finally settled on “Don’t chase shiny deals, fix the broken budget spreadsheet first.” Totally me when Mercury acts up.
Final Touches Before Posting
Read everything out loud like three times to catch my classic Virgo over-editing. Cut two paragraphs about planetary aspects that even bored me. Almost forgot to add the full moon warning for family drama! Slammed that in last minute with all caps. Hit publish at 11PM with my eyes burning – typical.
Honestly surprised how much work goes into these weekly things. Thought it was just generic predictions but nah, you gotta live that Virgo life to get the details right. Might do Taurus next week if my perfectionism doesn’t kill me first.
