Alright, let’s break down how I put together this week’s Virgo guide. Started my Monday super early – like 5AM coffee-in-hand early – ’cause Mercury’s doing some weird dance in the sky and you know how that messes with us Virgos. Pulled up three different astrology apps plus my dog-eared notebook where I scribble moon phases.
Love Section First
Figured love advice needed the most care. Wrote down bullet points from my OWN messy love life last week:
- That fight I had with my partner over loading the dishwasher wrong? Total Mercury vibes.
- Saw Venus hanging with Jupiter – meant “stop overanalyzing texts” needed to be tip #1.
- Added that note about vulnerability after remembering my disastrous “let’s talk feelings” attempt last Wednesday.
Crossed out half my draft when realized it sounded like a therapy session. Kept it practical: “Don’t fix their problems unless asked – just listen” came straight from my failed “helpful” interference Tuesday.
Career Stuff Got Real
Saturn’s position screamed about systems. Spent two hours reorganizing my desk before even writing this part. My notes:
- Kept getting distracted by emails mid-task (classic Virgo paralysis)
- Mars in the 10th house = aggression. Rewrote “confront the lazy coworker” three times before landing on “Frame criticism as process improvements”
- Used that tip myself yesterday when annoyed about project deadlines – actually worked
Almost scrapped the whole career section when Mercury went shadow period. Typed “just quit your job” as joke then deleted it fast. Not helpful.
The Final Polish
Read everything aloud to my cat. If she walked away during a sentence, I cut it. Virgos tend to ramble. Forced myself to cap at 5 tips per category even though I had 20. Scheduled post for Thursday 11AM – when Virgos actually check emails.
Honestly? The love/career balance still feels off. Might tweak tonight if Jupiter’s angle changes. But hey – that’s the messy process of turning planetary chaos into actual usable advice!
