So last Sunday night I was scrolling through my phone, feeling kinda blah about the upcoming week. Bills stacked up, work was this annoying mess, and my dumb car’s “check engine” light popped on again. Ugh. Then I remembered that Ganeshaspeaks Virgo weekly thing my friend keeps bugging me about. Figured, what the heck? Grabbed my coffee mug, plopped onto the couch, and pulled up the site on my laptop. Took forever to load, man. Finally saw the Virgo section.
Monday: Shiny New Plan? Not So Fast…
The prediction babbled about “great opportunities” knocking Monday, especially in “professions”. Felt kinda hopeful, ya know? Wore my good shirt to work. Instead of opportunities? My boss dumped this mountain of paperwork on me last minute. Some big audit thing nobody told me about. Complete waste of the good shirt. Spent lunch break cramming reports instead of eating. Thought about chucking the whole astrology thing out the window right then.
Tuesday: Health Kick or Just Kicking Myself?
Said Tuesday was “highly favorable” for “health matters”. Decided to finally join Sarah for that morning yoga class she’s always talking about. Set my alarm extra early, felt super proud for about ten minutes. Got there? Turns out “restorative yoga” is just lying on the floor stretching. Felt like a doofus. Plus, my back cracked weird trying that twist thing. Highlight? The weird herbal tea afterwards. Tasted like dirt. Prediction was… interesting, I guess?
Wednesday: Surprise Drama
The page talked about “positive energy” in relationships Wednesday. Thought maybe things with my sister would smooth over – we’d been kinda icy since last month. Planned to call her after work. Guess who called ME first? My neighbor Dave, furious ’cause my garbage can blew into his yard overnight. Storm winds knocked it over. Had to rush home to deal with his grumpy face instead of calling sis. Zero positive vibes there.
Thursday: Cash Flow… Trickle?
Saw something about “financial gains” and “wise decisions” related to “assets” Thursday. Got excited. Maybe an invoice would finally clear? Or a forgotten stash of cash? Nah. Remembered an old library book in my trunk two months overdue. Returned it. Saved a $5 late fee. Gotta count that as a “gain”, right? Wise decision to clean out the car. Yay?
Friday Wrap Up: Luck? More Like Weird Timing
Reflecting over my lukewarm coffee Friday evening. Did the predictions “reveal my luck”? Honestly? Not really. Nothing magically amazing happened.
- Monday’s “opportunity”? Got dumped on with work.
- Tuesday’s “health”? Wasted time and drank gross tea.
- Wednesday’s “relationships”? Fought with Dave about trash.
- Thursday’s “gain”? Avoided paying five measly bucks.
But it was weird how some stuff loosely lined up? Like stuff happening around the prediction topics. Mostly felt like chasing ghosts though. Maybe just looking for patterns where they ain’t. Next week? Might read it again… purely for the weird factor. Or maybe just blame Jupiter or whatever planet’s messing with me.
