Okay, so I finally tried Tarot Fairies readings last Thursday night. Grabbed my old deck covered in dust from the bookshelf – hadn’t touched it since Halloween 2019. Honestly? Was just bored scrolling TikTok when this psychic lady popped up talking about fairy energy. Figured screw it, let’s try something new while the cats nap.
The Messy Setup
Cleared junk mail off the kitchen table first. Dropped three coffee beans in a circle (supposed to attract spirits, read that on Reddit ages ago). Lit this lavender candle my aunt gifted me last Christmas – smells like a grandma’s closet but whatever. Didn’t even remember proper spreads so I just slapped down three cards facedown like poker. Whispered “Show me what I gotta know this week” into the candle smoke. Felt ridiculous but hey.
The Card Drama
Flipped them slow, one by one. Card one was The Star fairy – looked like a glittery lady pouring maple syrup into a river? Weird. Then bam! Queen of Swords fairy – she’s holding a tiny dagger like she’s about to stab brunch toast. Last one was Ten of Cups fairy doing a weird conga line with frogs. Absolutely no clue what that meant. Googled “Tarot Fairies cheat sheet” on my phone while the candle dripped wax everywhere. Still confused.
Why This Actually Clicked
Went to bed annoyed. Woke up at 3am realizing – huh. That stabby Queen card? My boss been micromanaging me hard lately. And the frog party card? Got an invite to my niece’s birthday pool thing Saturday I’d been dreading. Suddenly those weird images became sense. Didn’t predict lottery numbers, but damn if it didn’t shove my brain sideways.
3 Solid Reasons To Try This Nonsense:
- It tricks your brain into seeing daily crap differently. Like when shampoo bottles look like celebrities if you stare long enough.
- Gives you permission to actually sit still for 10 minutes without scrolling. The candle’s mandatory – forces you not to multitask.
- Makes boring problems feel like a D&D quest. Arguing with Comcast? Nah, you’re battling the Cable Goblin now. Way more fun.
So yeah. Will I do it again? Probably. Not because magical fairies are real (doubt it), but because that stabby queen fairy reminded me to email HR about my jerk manager. Sometimes you gotta flip sparkly cards to see what’s right in front of your face.
