So I saw this Virgo horoscope from Astro Twins for the week & decided to test it. Normally I don’t put much stock in astrology, but hey – why not track it like an experiment? Grabbed my notebook Monday morning.
The Setup
First I skimmed the predictions. Work stuff would be messy but creative. Health needed attention. Oh, and “an old flame might resurface.” That last one made me laugh – figured it’d be total BS.
Monday Work Chaos:
- Server crashed right after coffee
- Three team members called out sick
- Client demanded last-minute changes (Astro Twins got the ‘messy’ part dead on)
Honestly wanted to flip my desk. Instead, scribbled notes thinking “what creative solution?” Then remembered that janky backup system I rigged last year. Dusted it off & patched the server gaps by lunch. Team chaos forced me to improvise – points to astrology for the creativity nudge.
Midweek Plot Twist
Wednesday my knee started clicking like a broken clock. Ignored it – until it locked up climbing subway stairs. Health warning? Check. Cancelled drinks with Mike to ice it & do stretches.
Then the real kicker: Got a DM from Sara. Ex from five years ago asking if I “still had that book she lent me?” Nearly spit out my green smoothie. Old flame? More like a damp match – but damn, Astro Twins called the random reappearance.
Friday Wrap-Up
What matched:
- Work dumpster fire (creative fix saved it)
- Random body breakdown (stupid knee)
- Ghost from the past (still don’t have her book)
What flopped:
- Predicted a “lucrative opportunity” – got a scam crypto DM
- “Harmony at home” – roommate clogged the sink again
Overall score? Like 65% accurate. Creepy how specific bits landed, especially Sara popping up. Still think it’s mostly coincidence, but next week? Might check that horoscope before making plans. Knee still hurts though – shoulda stretched earlier.
