Alright so yesterday I was scrolling through some astrology stuff even though I usually think it’s kinda out there. Saw this Virgo career guide for money in August and honestly, my first thought was “This sounds like pure bull.” But figured, what the hell? My bank account’s looking sad anyway. Here’s exactly what I did step-by-step.
The Starting Point
First thing Friday morning, I hauled my ass outta bed early – like 6:30 AM – which I hate. The guide kept hammering on “structured Virgo mornings.” Made coffee and literally sat at my messy desk staring at overdue bills. Felt grim.
The Clutter War
One tip screamed: “Physical clutter equals money chaos.” So I dumped everything off my desk – receipts, old notebooks, half-dead plants. Swept it all into three piles:
- Trash (obvious stuff like expired coupons)
- Needs Action (like that invoice I kept forgetting)
- File Later (tax documents, ugh)
Felt pointless at the time. Sweaty work moving junk around.
Brainstorming Cash Ideas
Next step said Virgos should “systematically analyze income streams.” Okay. I grabbed a marker board and wrote:
- Freelance gigs (mostly dead)
- Online store (three sales last month – pathetic)
- Random skills (fixing tech stuff?)
Stared at it. Realized I could charge neighbors for fixing laptops. Threw a quick post on the community Facebook group offering “Tech Help – Cheap & Fast.” Skeptical as hell.
The Unicorn Moment
Absolute insanity: By noon, my phone blew up. Old Mrs. Jenkinson’s printer stopped working. Paid me $40 cash to unjam it. Mike down the street needed his Wi-Fi router reset – another $20. Even got a request to set up someone’s smart fridge! Made $200 that day.
Total Virgo luck? Or just finally getting off my butt? No clue. But here’s the thing:
- Clearing space somehow cleared my head
- Listing skills forced me to see what I ignored
- Putting it out there caught quick cash opportunities
So yeah. Might keep the desk clean. Might keep hustling tech help. Astrology or not? That $200 ain’t mystical – it’s straight-up hustle fuel.
